Erotic Confessions: Curiosities of a Sex Shop Online

We would be lying if we told you that working in an online sex shop is like working in an online store for household goods. It’s very fun and sociologically interesting. We work, like everyone, with the utmost professionalism, capable that even more than usual because privacy in our field is sacred. We are also aware that our advice is essential to improve the sexual health of our clients.
But, we can not deny that sometimes our customers have a funny side.

THE INDECISS
They know they want a sex toy, but they didn’t decide on size, material or dimensions. He writes to us, he asks us. He warns us that he is going to think … He goes to his house; he talks to his partner. Come back and finally decide!

Curiosities of a Sex Shop

THE DETAILS
I can calmly say that they are the ones that most entertain us. They tell us all the details of their body, their partner or their partners, their love life and their sexual relationships .. With luxury DETAILS .. without leaving anything out … !! Without detour, they tell you: “I need something to help me because I do not stop.” And well, we appreciate honesty.

THE PROTECTORS
In this group, we find the one who in his absence wants to protect his partner at all costs. So the question she asks us is: “Do you have a cage or chastity waist for my partner’s penis? And what he asks for: I need a vibrator for my partner because I’m going on a trip. To comfort them, we always tell them less badly that masturbating is very good for our health.

THE VERY CURIOUS
They want to know every detail of the toy: the material, the dimension in millimeters, the vibration modes, etc. but not only for the toy they are looking for but of all the toys in the store they are more than 200 models

“THE INNOCENTS”
When we see an innocent person, at first sight, it seems that he does not know what he wants … so we give him a little time to look at the shop and become familiar with the great variety. Then when he finally speaks to us, he asks us for the three most potent toys available in the store and the mega super warrior!

LOVERS
We love them; they are young, mature, adults and very adults. They want to surprise their partner either with sexy lingerie or with some sex toy. The most different occasions: Christmas, Valentine’s Day, the anniversary, the birthday or only because they want to surprise her. They want to maintain a healthy sexual relationship, so they buy merely to give a different touch to the link.

SUPER ANONYMOUS!
His name is “NONE” … he does not want to tell us the name, nor the last name, nor where he lives … He hardly says us what he wants. He calls himself Nobody and previous name None. Pay with a credit card … impossible. You can not withdraw at the premises .. Then send with cadet? Yes .. but they leave it to the doorman!

THE FEARFUL
Another genre that entertains, he wants to buy a toy for his partner, but he does not want it to be bigger than his member because he is afraid it will be better. And he asks us while he looks at the vibrator: and it will not be huge? And he adds, I do not want him to change me for him.

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